Not my actual car, but same make, model, year and color.

Oh how I loathe you. With every fiber of me being. You have been a thorn in my side since I got you over 6 years ago. You were supposed to be a gift for my high school graduation, but you didn't end up being a gift, you ended up being an expensive commitment for a kid still in high school. And you've been hit by a golf cart, had your hood keyed and dented by vandals, had your rear view mirror and a hub cab busted, again, presumably by vandals. You like to grind down keys in your ignition until they no longer work, and you just don't look very pretty anymore. Two months ago, you really didn't want to pass the smog test, so I got you all healthy. But you are sick again. You refuse to start, and I've replaced your battery, so I know it isn't that. I get your fluids changed regularly, so what's the deal? If you act up in a big way this time, I'm going to trade you in for a bright, shiny, new, happy car. You've been warned.

So, what cars do you drive, do you love them, hate them, and would you recommend them? I'm curious. I haven't shopped for a new car in so long, I'm not even sure what's out there.